american aquarium drinker

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yrelectricsurgeissweet:

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

multitrackmind:

pinkrangerwasa:

binbons:

robgonemild:

your-nibs:

castiel-winchesterr:

mrsfigscats:

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

here today, gone tomato

How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Sending olive my prayers to the family.

His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

he’s in a butter place now

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threepac:

you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich

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h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

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